absurd web syncs

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10/13/2017: one…two…three

One…two…three (three, two, one), all in succession. Come on, don’t you think something like this is beyond coincidence?


3/6/2017: yogi

I see a tweet with a pic of an old man who reminds me of famous baseball player, Yogi Berra. Yogi died two years ago in 2015 and also happened to live in Montclair NJ, the town I graduated high school.

The “kinda” Yogi:

Actual Yogi:

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A few hours later, THE SAME DAY, this tweet comes in:

This is a guy (Yogi) who was rarely is in the media/press for 20+ years because he was so old. Plus, HE DIED 2 YEARS AGO. The point is, he shouldn’t even be showing up in anything.

This is happening on purpose simply because I thought of him when I saw that other guy. The simple act of thinking of someone seems to brings these people/beings (or at least AI representations of them) back to life.

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2/27/2018: exposed brick

Two tweets in a row showing exposed brick, from completely different sources. As usual, I wonder what this is supposed to mean and have no idea why it’s happening.


5/9/2017: yellow 3s

Even though yesterday was 3rd chakra day (Monday, yellow, 3, fire, etc) and today is 4th chakra day (Tuesday, green, 4, heart, etc), I keep getting yellow references today which probably means I am unable to activate my 4th chakra.

[further explanation of the "chakra days” theory]

These are tweets, IN SUCCESSION. Notice the 3s and the yellows, which are one and the same when speaking about the 3rd chakra:

I mean, one of the pics is even showing a guy holding up 3 fingers, while wearing a yellow tie.

I got pissed off at seeing these constant clues about this f’ing chakra thing, so I decided to turn the images off in my browser, so I wouldn’t see anymore pictures/colors/people holding up the #3, etc.

SO NOW, they’ve resorted to writing the name of the color since I can’t view it, which has a similar effect as seeing it:

Not to mention, the tweet is basically verifying me saying that I’m getting yellow clues today on a Tuesday, which is supposed to be heart chakra day (green). The line “yellow front door is a total heart breaker” is code for me not collecting the proper green energy today because I’m stuck at yellow…which is breaking my heart (chakra), so to speak.

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11/20/2017: all grey after porn

I decide to watch a porn video and am immediately hit with an onslaught of the color grey (black and white). This appears to be a common occurrence after watching porn, for some reason. These are all SUCCESSIVE tweets on my feed:


11/2/2017: saurs

On my twitter feed, where I currently only follow 12 accounts, we start the day with a BULBasaur and end the day with STEMosaur:

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4/16/2016: uruguay

Ummm….


5/13/2017: pastels

Virtually identical pastel color schemes…IN SUCCESSION, from completely DIFFERENT SOURCES, at the SAME MINUTE:


9/8/2017: sweat

Two posts IN SUCCESSION on my feed, where I only follow 12 people currently (hence why it takes 30 minutes or more in between tweets sometimes, as I don't get many tweets per day): 

NOTE: These syncs are all tied to ME in some way. I’m not sweating, but these posts clearly have something to do with yellow (3rd chakra, fire, heat, sweat). They’re probably implying that anyone shadowing or residing inside me is sweating because I am residing in yellow/fire/heat/sweat/etc.

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8/19/2017: Soft Purple and Gold

Fairly unique color schemes in BACK TO BACK tweets, no?


2/6/2017: Ottos

Two completely different Ottos. One, a basketball player from the Washington Wizards, is trending on the left. The other is showing on my feed on the right and is some new tech company.

Oh you know, pretty normal stuff considering how common a name Otto is. Duhhh.

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7/24/2017: x to 11

There are constant clues in my reality that are probably meant for people who are looking through my eyes. I'm not sure how it all works. Numbers that show up seem to be a big indicator of my energy level or of something else and often times I’ll see the same number in a row or I’ll see numbers slowly going up or down.

These tweets are in SUCCESSION and go from 10 (X) to 11, three times in a row:


02/07/2015: planets

ONE AFTER ANOTHER in my Twitter feed. Different planets, completely different sources, same exact type of pictures (screenshot was taken when I actually saw the tweets, which was around 6 1/2 hours after they were posted):


1/10/2017: cinnamons

Cinnamons? The reason I’m posting this is that the word is showing twice, nearly side by side in two completely different contexts. There is no such algorithm that creates these kinds of syncs (cinnamon on the glass on the right, the word cinnamon in the “who to follow” section on the left):


8/18/2017: the wave

I get a tweet about something called “The Wave” and minutes later, I get a tweet with “The Wave” again (The Wave House):

I believe this is an indication that someone is waving goodbye to me or that my brainWAVES are particularly noticeable right now, to whoever is tracking/observing me. I theorize that our brainwaves are being monitored and those with certain patterns are being observed when it’s happening.

Fuck, I really have no idea, but I do know that it’s strange to have two tweets show up, almost in succession, that have “The Wave" in them.

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3/5/2017: trans

Two completely DIFFERENT SOURCES using the same word, in SUBSEQUENT TWEETS. Not variations of the same word, the same exact usage:


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