8/29/2018: michael jackson 12 year old

Michael Jackson is trending on Twitter because it would have been his 60th birthday today.

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I happen to be drinking a bottle of scotch at 9:30am, today. The scotch is Highland Park 12 and it’s first time I’ve tried it. I didn’t like it because it was a bit too peaty for my taste. I decided to look up the reviews on it just to see what others were saying...and this happened:

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I mean, the fact that the reviewer is someone named Michael Jackson is crazy enough, since I saw Michael Jackson trending today and it’s his birthday. But, the fact that he is reviewing a 12 yr old? Creepy.

(I have no opinion either way on whether or not MJ was a molester. This entire reality is screwed up, so I try not to have serious opinions on celebs/news anymore.)