3/18/2019: distant blue oyster exchange

I was listening to a Blue Oyster Cult song that came on my iTunes shuffle and I decided to adjust the volume of all their songs that I own, in order to make them louder (the original recordings I have are mixed too low). Right after I do this, this tweet comes in:

It’s not even a recognizable kind of joke. The headline makes zero sense and is clearly only showing up because of my actions towards a band with the word Oyster in its name.

Here is a log of when the songs I am listening to today were played. The column on the far right is “Last Played” and you clearly see the Blue Oyster Cult song was played at 4:58pm (that’s when the song ends). So, literally just a minute or two later, that tweet above came in, at 5:00pm: