The Most Popular/Watched Ball Sports Represent The Planets And Chakras

Let's talk about the most popular/televised ball sports on the planet, specifically the United States. And let's talk about the physicality of each of them (how stressful, how physically taxing each is to play) and then rank them from the most physically taxing, to the least.

While we do that, let's simply ponder the major solar system bodies that are visible from Earth with the naked eye (Saturn, Mars, Venus, Mercury, Sun). And let’s designate these planets/sun as representing the popular ball sports from most physically taxing to the least, in order, like we are doing above.

Let's assume that the more physical a sport/planet is, the further away from the Sun it would need to reside in order to stay cool. If the sport/planet is so physically taxing, it wouldn't need or desire the warmth of the Sun to keep its "body" warm.

Since the furthest planet away from the Sun, but still visible with the naked eye from Earth, is Saturn, let's assume this is most physically taxing/violent ball sport. Not the most popular, but the most physically taxing “popular” ball sport.

Now, before thinking too hard about which popular ball sports are the most physically taxing and without taking into consideration sports like lacrosse, field hockey, and volleyball (which are not as popular as the other sports that are watched on TV, followed by fans, etc), take a look at Saturn below, and blur your eyes.

What ball does the entire, general shape of Saturn, remind you of?

If you consider the massive ring as part of its shape, it's crystal clear that Saturn takes the form of a football (with eyes blurd). And, if you ponder the most physically taxing "ball" sports, it's also crystal clear that:

Saturn represents Football/Rugby and is the most physically taxing ball sport on earth.

I believe Saturn represents the 1st chakra (Root Chakra). It’s symbolic of what keeps you grounded to Earth. It represents blood (roots = veins, roots = family) and the desire for power/control. A football is red or brownish red and the goal is to tackle someone down to the ground while they try to score. You should google George Carlin's bit about football representing the battlefield.

Another key point I will make about each of these planets/balls sports, as we move towards the Sun, is that they will all correspond with when they are most prominently played during the calendar year. They all correspond with the seasons, according to temperature.

I've said that I believe the further away from the Sun you are, the less warmth you need, so it would make sense that the most physically violent BALL sport is played during the winter, which is when the NFL plays its season, each year.

Also, Saturn now has the most moons of any planet. I believe this is because people like to watch battle/fighting/blood/violence, etc. Moons = the amount of people who enjoy watching something, which “warms” them up, so to speak. Exciting sports, physical sports, etc.

Ok, so if Saturn is #1 and it represents Football, the most physically taxing ball sport, then what is the next most physical ball sport?

Let's simply look at the next planet in line, going towards the Sun. You know, that big orange-ish ball of a planet?

(ok, maybe I enhanced the orange a bit)

Jupiter represents Basketball and is the 2nd most physically taxing ball sport on Earth.

The game of basketball features constant movement, constant up and down the court running, the jumping, all the boxing out (which involves very physical contact), etc.

Jupiter/Basketball represents the 2nd chakra (Sacral Chakra), which happens to be the color orange, corresponding with the ball and the planet. The Sacral Chakra is mostly known for sex and I'll let you ponder why basketball is dominated by black players (they're called "ballers" for a reason).

The NBA season is ALSO in the winter, which corresponds with the "played in a colder season because it doesn't need the warmth" thing I am proposing.

But as I mentioned above, as you move towards the Sun, the less crazy or physically violent a planet will be. Battle/fighting (blood) is more potent/violent than fucking (cum), hence why Saturn is further away from the Sun and Jupiter is closer.

Jupiter has the second most moons (metaphor for people watching) because it = sex and people watching porn (or each other). Jupiter had 69 moons for many years, btw, which makes the coded, metaphoric nonsense of this reality make even more sense.

(I’ve removed my previous text from this 3rd planet entry as I’m still in the process of trying to get this completely correct. This 3rd planet is a work in progress and I’m not absolutely sure about it, as I am about the other planets/chakras)

So, going by the formula above, the next chakra in line is the 3rd chakra, the Solar Plexus Chakra.

Mars represents Soccer and is the 3rd most physically taxing ball sport on Earth.

Even though Mars is called the Red Planet because the light it reflects from the Sun appears red with the naked eye, it definitely is a dull yellow color. It’s more reminiscent of a traditional dessert, which directly corresponds with the 3rd chakra (fire, sand, yellow).

NASA is also constantly altering photos of Mars to make them appear more red than they actually are.

(You can see from a recent story in the graphic directly above this sentence, the REAL color of Mars.)

So, the color of Mars, the next planet in line, seems to correspond with the next chakra in line (3rd), but how does it all relate to soccer? Soccer is less physically taxing than pro-basketball. Even though they both have similar amounts of running, basketball has more physical contact and more scoring. It’s generally considered a more exciting sport to watch on TV, especially for Americans.

Another key: if football (Saturn) represents blood and basketball (Jupiter) represents cum, then soccer represents exactly what the 3rd chakra represents. The spark.

Doing physical activities together (but with an energy not as intense as bleeding or cumming). The 3rd chakra represents friendship.

Mars has two moons, the 3rd most of the “visible with the naked eye” planets. Even though soccer is the most played sport on Earth, it’s not the most watched or most exciting/high scoring/physical. It’s clearly lower on the totem pole than football and basketball….and less physical.

Ok, so next planet in line is Earth. If you simply take into consideration that relationships between two people are what propagate the species on the planet, you realize that Earth definitely corresponds with the next chakra in line, the Heart Chakra (#4).

The Heart Chakra is represented by the color green. Earth (4) is the only planet in our solar system with life, with greenery (trees, plants, etc). It represents the balance between 1 (Saturn) and 7 (Sun). And if you weren’t already aware, Earth is also an anagram of the word heart!

So, if we're talking about two people playing some ball sport with each other (or even couples playing with other couples), and we consider what the next most physically taxing ball sport is, and we ponder a ball sport generally played on a green court, with a green ball…

Earth represents Tennis and is the 4th most/least physically taxing ball sport on Earth.

Even though some people perceive the ball as more yellow, it's an illusion. It’s only happening because Earth is supposed to be completely green, but is yellowish in many areas currently.

The Earth’s dessert area is reminiscent of the sand/yellow of Mars (3rd chakra). This is because of an imbalance currently that is leaning towards male/yellow, instead the perfect balance between yellow (Mars, 3) and blue (Venus, 5), which = green (Earth, 4).

I won’t get into that here, but it’s why I believe times are so strange right now regarding the male vs female (trans) stuff constantly in the media.

The back and forth of the playing on a tennis court  = a clock pendulum moving back and forth. TIME. The illusion of time spent here with each other. The back and forth of Mars (male) and Venus (female).

Also, as we're moving closer to the Sun, with each planet/ball sport, tennis is not generally played in cold weather. It is sometimes played indoors, but is mostly played outside, during warmer weather. So, my seasons theory is still completely valid. The ball sports (planets) furthest away from the Sun are played in colder temperatures. The ball sports closer to the Sun are played in warmer temperatures.

It’s because as we move closer to the Sun, the less physical and exciting the most popular ball sports become, as you’ll see even more as I continue.

Ok, so now we're up to planet number 5 of the seven bodies visible by the naked eye from Earth. Venus corresponds with the 5th chakra, the Throat Chakra.

We know that as we get closer to the Sun, the most popular remaining ball sports become less and less physically taxing/violent...and seemingly are also becoming more "mind" based, more "communicative", because they involve less physicality. We went from Football, to Basketball, to Soccer, to Tennis. So, now we're at Venus, and I theorize:

Venus represents Baseball and is the 3rd least physically taxing ball sport on Earth.

Baseball is even less physically taxing than tennis. If you classify baseball and softball as basically the same thing, think about corporate softball games where any employee can play, usually no matter what age. These types of games involve a ton of communication/banter, which directly corresponds with the Throat Chakra.

Baseball is also a sport that involves "fooling around" metaphors. “Which base did you get to with that girl/guy last night?” These metaphors involve the hands and mouth (both 5th chakra body parts).

Throat chakra represents communication, which = mouth AND hands. Just observe people in conversation to watch their hands assist in expressing what they are communicating. 1st base (kissing), 2nd base (feeling up breasts), 3rd base (oral sex). All hands and mouth.

I’m not really sure how going “home” (the 4th base) really applies here because that usually represents genital sex, which is a 1st/2nd chakra activity. If anyone can help me work that out, let me know.

Baseball also involves a coach giving hand signs as signals to the players on the field. It's sign language, basically, which absolutely corresponds with the 5th chakra. Baseball’s also played during the spring and summer, which corresponds with the season, temperature thing, and the players are often just hanging out on the bench/in the bullpen talking to each other, which is Throat Chakra, more communicative, less physical.

Most of the time, the players (other than the pitcher and the batter) are standing still on the field (less physical than Tennis, which has constant movement during play).

And while pro baseball is highly watched, it’s not usually considered one of the more “exciting to watch” sports like Football or Basketball.

Alright, so now we're up to Mercury and the most prominent feature of Mercury is that it's a tiny white planet. I mean, this one is just obvious:

Mercury represents Golf and is the 2nd least physically taxing (popular) ball sport.

We're talking about a ball sport that involves very little physical activity. You swing a club periodically while walking (or golf carting) around a park. And you do this while in silence or while having conversation while looking directly at someone else. It’s more mental (less physical) than any other ball sport, so far.

Golf is also generally played in warm weather, as ground conditions in cold climate are unsatisfactory. It’s also commonly played by senior citizens, proving it’s not very physically taxing.

Mercury represents the 6th chakra (Third Eye Chakra) and represents being closest to the Sun (7). It represents the eyes and the brain because it resides out of the spine…in the head. This means it would need to be closer to the Sun to stay warm.

Mercury has no moons because who the hell enjoys watching golf on TV?

(no offense to the 3 people who will read this and admit that they do.)

So, now we're at the Sun and this one is pretty cool. There is one very popular ball sport left and it's played by more people than any other ball sport. It's the least physically taxing. It's the most communicative.

The Sun represents Pool and is the #1, least physically taxing ball sport on Earth.

Playing pool is a very social, communicative game, mostly played at bars or parties/get-togethers, can be played by virtually anyone, etc.

Now here's the cool part. In pool, you go through 7 colors before getting to 8 ball. These colors correspond with all the chakra colors that have just led to this point.

They begin with Saturn (red) (Root Chakra) and end with the Sun (purple) (Crown Chakra). It also happens the Sun itself is scientifically comprised of all colors in the prism and is visually white (not yellow, which is a result of atmospheric conditions on Earth).

You also have a white ball at the very start (the cue ball) and a black ball at the very end (8 ball). This represents the complete top and bottom of the spectrum of 7 colors in between.

Regarding why one of the colors is maroon in place of indigo. This is perplexing to me and I know there has to be some metaphysical purpose. My theory would have been perfect had it not been for this one glitch. If you have a gut instinct about what it may mean, please let me know.

Most physically taxing, popular/watched ball sports, corresponding with the planets, corresponding with the chakras, from the most physically taxing to the least. From the least communicative to the most:

1 = Football - Red/brown ball = Saturn (1st, Root Chakra). Power/blood (baby). Far from Sun = played in fall/winter.

2 = Basketball - Orange ball = Jupiter (2nd, Sacral Chakra). Sex/cum. A bit closer, but still far from the Sun = played in fall/winter.

3 = Soccer - Mars (3rd, Solar Plexus Chakra). Friendship/spark. Closer to the Sun, less physical than basketball or football.

4 = Tennis - Green ball, green court = Earth (4th, Heart Chakra). A couple/couples playing together (heart). Back and forth between male and female = pendulum of the clock, otherwise knows as TIME together. Even closer to the Sun, not generally played in cold weather (can be played indoors).

5 = Baseball - Pearly white ball with a slight yellowish tinge = Venus (5th, Throat Chakra). Fooling around - the different bases, throat chakra activities involving mouth and hands. Even closer to the Sun = less physicality involved than most other sports = played in spring and summer (closer to sun = warmer seasons).

6 = Golf - Tiny white ball, = Mercury (6th, Third Eye Chakra). The players looking at each other while talking to each other while playing (major mental activity). Right next to the Sun because there is hardly any physicality involved.

7 = Pool/Billiards - All 7 chakra colors in one ball game = Sun (7th, Crown Chakra) It's the least physical, most mental, most communicative (having fun, hanging out while drinking, talking, etc), anyone can play it. Bill is my father’s name and I believe the Sun = the Father (BILLiards).

(couple additional sports)

0 = Pro Hockey - Pro Hockey is ACTUALLY the most physical, relatively popular “ball-ish” sport on Earth. It's more physically taxing than Football, when you add in the physical violence during games, where men are punching each other in the face.

So, you have a BLACK puck, which represents Uranus (YOUR ANUS), the next planet after Saturn. The key is that it can’t be seen from Earth with the naked eye = so it’s black, below red of the root chakra. Farther than Saturn from the Sun = played on ice and played in fall and winter, as well. Uranus is an Ice Giant planet.

The physical violence of actual fist fights prevents Hockey from being a more popular "ball" sport, hence why the puck is only a ball in 2D, not 3D (THINK ABOUT IT).

The puck literally represents a black hole (0) because of the physical violence of the fighting. It’s metaphorically right below the Root Chakra, the bottom of spine, the shit coming out of the anus. Uranus.

Is it possible that since Uranus is supposedly becoming more visible with the naked eye from Earth, that Hockey will soon become a bigger sport and maybe the puck will change into an actual ball? Maybe they will ban the fist fights?

Bowling - Is this a missing planet? It’s definitely one of the least stressful physical sports involving a ball). And it’s very communicative/social (similar to pool when played in groups, for fun, etc). It can be played alone. Not popular on TV and also not many bowling alleys left.