12/10/2012: how many of you want one of these?

I saw a post earlier today with the headline: “how many of you want one of these?” showing a pic of a new Nexus phone. This is the post:

A little later in the day, the post was re-posted but something wasn't quite right about the phone this time:

I know this is happening on purpose. And it has NOTHING to do with “human error” or the actual company fucking around. I’ve been getting a number of clues in my reality about dogs and babies. Virtually everything I see on TV and many things online are referencing dogs or babies.

I have no idea why and can only assume my body is being inhabited by entities who want to see how I feel about babies....or who want to see babies through my eyes. I don’t know the real reason, but It’s creepy as hell and it feels like I’m trapped in a lighthearted nightmare.