11/29/2016: rachel adams

I gave actress Rachel McAdams a decent amount of energy/thought over the last couple days as I watched one of her movies (Time Traveler's Wife). She’s always been one of a handful of actresses that I dig, even though I have no idea who these celebs/ghosts really are and they often times seem too masculine to be actual females.

I’m waiting for two Amazon packages to arrive today and, for some reason (I mean, I know everything is on purpose, but I’m just saying it like it’s not), the moment I look outside my window for the FIRST TIME today, I see an Amazon delivery guy in a grey shirt clearly holding two packages. I don’t bother greeting him, because I know he was there on purpose. He ends up throwing the packages on my front deck.

I grab the packages a minute later and one of them isn't mine. It’s addressed to someone on Indiana Ave. (not my street), with the name “Rachel Adams”.

Good one.

Just a day after I gave Rachel McAdams some attention, BOOM, a package accidentally arrives at my place with an extremely similar name written on it?

I begin to look up the address in google and suddenly hear my CORRECT PACKAGE hit the deck of the balcony and run out and make sure I give the guy the incorrect package back. He acts like he’s not a robot or an actor and thanks me for getting it back to him as if the entire thing wasn't a set up.

(unfortunately what happened happened so quickly that I didn’t think to take a picture of the incorrect box address label, but making any of this shit up would probably be the lamest thing a person could do (I mean, MORE lame than creating an entire website to provide proof to his "in denial" family members about the this terrible reality).