11/7/2017: josh johnsons

Ex-MLB pitcher Roy Halladay is trending because he died when his plane crashed into the ocean.

Suddenly, I notice that Josh Johnson is also trending. Josh Johnson was a big MLB pitcher who played (AND retired) at the same time as Roy Halladay:

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Roy and Josh were often pitching against each other and anyone who followed MLB at the time knows they are synonymous with each other as two of the best pitchers of that period. Here is a quick example of how people spoke of them:

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I thought perhaps Roy and Josh became friends, after retirement, and maybe he was on the same plane since BOTH their names were trending.

But, no. It’s not THAT Josh Johnson, it’s a DIFFERENT Josh Johnson. The Josh Johnson currently trending is an NFL Quarterback who hasn’t been in a game since 2013, which just happens to be the final year the other Josh Johnson and Roy Halladay both played baseball.

This OTHER Josh Johnson is trending because, out of the blue, on the same day Roy Halladay is found dead (the Roy Halladay who is synonymous with Josh Johnson, the MLB pitcher) he just magically happened to sign a new NFL contract with the Houston Texans.

A quarterback that hasn't even been in a game over the last 5 years? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. There is something artificially intelligent/metaphysical going on:

Just think about it for a minute. Why did this happen? Who is making this happen? Who are these people? The celebs, the people pulling the strings, the universe itself? WHO ARE THEY AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THIS ALL?