9/25/2017: i’m a cannibal

I ate a SHITLOAD of red meat today. 3 beef Slim Jims, a chili dog, corned beef, pastrami. Normally, I avoid red meat because it messes my insides up:

The Slim Jims were bought at a 7-Eleven and I don't have the receipt as proof because I do not keep basic receipts like that, BUT I DO have the charge on that month's Chase statement. Anyone who knows anything about junk food in NYC, knows that shady 7-Eleven has all the different flavors of Slim Jims. I eat the Tabasco ones, about 4 times a year, as a guilty, gut killing, pleasure:

In the Chinese Zodiac, I’m actually an Ox (bull, cow, red meat). So, after cannibalizing many of "my own kind” today, this story suddenly showed up when I was surfing Flipboard:

BUT not only that. Later that evening, I will watch a new episode of the only TV show I follow. Normally I only watch TV for research purposes now, but Rick and Morty seems to help keep me grounded, even though I do still basic deflection techniques while watching. What was this new episode about?

(I had no idea what it was going to be about because I purposely avoid all previews, websites, etc, so to be surprised at what I watch, not that it matters considering my entire reality is being manipulated based on my thoughts and actions.)

Here is an excerpt from a Reddit discussion about the episode. I'm only posting this because I also currently have a distended belly, probably as a result eating my own brethren: