(The following represents the kind of entry I excluded from the site, because it's very hard to provide actual proof of this kind of thing happening.)

10/13/2017: skipped minute

Each night, before going to bed, I set up my audio recorder (my iPhone with a mic attached) and turn on my Nest video cam in order to tape my sleep so I can document my sleep positions, dreams, sleep talking, etc.

I noticed it was a only a few minutes until 11pm and it makes my dictation in the morning easier if I begin recording at the top of hours, which helps me find time signatures more easily. So, I decided to just sit there and wait till 11 before laying down.

I was waiting for a couple minutes and it felt like time was purposely going slower to fuck with me. Then, as I begin staring at the phone, waiting to see the time to change from 10:59 to 11:00, I began to feel a major heartburn/headache/constraining feeling. I just wanted it to finish that last minute so I could put the fucking phone down. But time seemed to slow even more and it felt way longer than a minute and I began to shout “FUCK YOU” because of the pain being inflicted on me while I was waiting and staring at the phone.

At that point I was almost convinced time had stopped and was hoping this was the case and that this reality would officially end. Nope. After a few more moments the clock suddenly changed from 10:59 to 11:01, COMPLETELY SKIPPING 11:00.

We’re talking about an iPhone digital clock suddenly skipping a minute. Suffice it to say, I missed the top of the hour moment where I would have pressed “record” to begin recording. Maybe this was all done to fuck with me because the "simulation" thought it was lame that I was just sitting there, delaying my sleep, to wait for such a nerdy thing.

These are screenshots of the app I used and what I saw (with the times at the top). Obviously, I cannot provide real time proof of what happened:

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